Alternative
River Grading
(This one has been
floating around the Internet for a while ... I don't have a
source to credit it to.)
Someone was
asking me about my class IV comfort level the other day, and my
answer was something like "I'm comfortable that I can
usually find an eddy to swim to". This inspired me to
write, 'Dave's International Scale of River Difficulty':
Class I:
Easy.
Fast moving water with riffles and small waves. Swimming is
pleasant, shore easily reached. Almost all gear and equipment is
recovered. Boat is just slightly scratched.
Class II:
Novice.
Straightforward rapids with wide, clear channels which are
evident without scouting. Swimming to eddies may require
moderate effort. Climbing out of river may involve slippery
rocks and shrub-induced lacerations. Paddles travel a great
distance downstream requiring a lengthy walk. Canoe hits a
submerged rock leaving a ding on gunwale.
Class
III:
Intermediate. Rapids with moderate, irregular waves which may be
difficult to avoid. Water is swallowed. Legs are repeatedly
ground against sharp pointy rocks. Several eddies are missed
while swimming. Difficult decision whether or not to stay with
boat is made. Decision to stay with boat results in moment of
terror when swimmer realizes they are downstream of boat. Paddle
is recirculated gently in small hole way upstream. All personal
possessions are removed from boat and floated in different
directions. Paddling partners run along river bank shouting
helpful instructions. Boat is munched against large boulder hard
enough to leave series of deep gouges. Sunglasses fall off.
Class IV:
Advanced. Intense, powerful but predictable rapids requiring
precise swimming in turbulent water. Swimming may require 'must'
moves above dangerous hazards. 'Must' moves are downgraded to
'strongly recommended' after they are missed. Sensation of
disbelief is experienced while about to swim large drops.
Frantic swimming towards shore is alternated with frantic
swimming away from shore to avoid strainers. Rocks are clung to
with death grip. Paddle is completely forgotten. One shoe is
removed. Hydraulic pressure removes car keys and credit cards
from zippered paddle jacket pocket. Paddle partners running
along stream look genuinely concerned while lofting throw ropes
20 feet behind swimmer. Paddle partners stare slack-jawed and
point in amazement at canoe which is finally stopped by major
feature. Climbing up river bank involves an inverted tree. One
of those little spring-loaded pins that attaches watch to
watchband is missing. Contact lenses are moved to rear of
eyeballs.
Class V and
beyond:
Expert. Not recommended for swimming.
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